Dear Sienna Miller,
Oh, how times have changed!
You were once the darling of the fashionable set – your boho chic style, flowing blond locks, and much-sought-after-guy-of-the-moment, Jude Law, made you the envy of stylish hipsters and celebifans (fans who want to be celebrity) around the world. But now it’s come down to a haphazard blunt cut and one-too many Edie Sedgwick moments. The stripes, the black tights…are you asking me to imprison you for your recent style blunders?
The Good Ol’ Times…
Sure, your cut was edgy, modern, chic, in Vogue…blah, blah, blah. It’s not you. I suggest your throw in some extensions while you re-grow your beautiful locks. Kevin Paves anyone? 2. Leave the black and white stripes to the prisoners!
Beatnik is the new boho…Yawn! The black and white strip tops, tunics, t-shirts, blouses, were cute for about a minute or so…but that minute has passed, a long time ago! It’s time to move on! Even Britney could get herself a new pair of sandals.
3. P is for Pretty. Not for Punk.
Let’s face it, you were never the rock chick type. Kate Moss has the title. But, you had yours, Mrs. Queen-Bee Boho Chic. Sure gypsy skirts and Moroccan belts are about as stylish as anything Tara Reid touches, but you could easily evolve that style to the new flowing frocks and tunics that are all the rage this fall!
Please Sienna, don’t do this to us! It’s never too late. I haven’t turned my back on you yet.
Best wishes,
AdrianPS: Eva Longorio called. She thinks your style is “so in right now!”
Oh yes. This had to be said!!! I totally agree!!!
Uck, Sienna. She’s always just been Kate Moss’ fashion-plagiarizing shadow to me. Now she’s just a Factory-Girl plagiarizing shadow.