Any Random Day at a Retail Centre or School…

Adrian: That’s an ‘interesting’ ensemble you have there…
Victim: Thanks a lot. Stripes are so in, ya know? Sienna Miller, who, by the way, has the coolest style ever, wears a lot of stripes! The best is if you can find them long, so they cover your butt, ya know?
Adrian: I would have never guessed…
Victim: Oh ya, let me tell you. And have your heard about the brand new skinny jeans?
Adrian: Um…
Victim: Oh ya! They’re so hot right now. You’ll be so cool if you wear them with ballet flats.
Adrian: I’ve never seen that before…
Victim: Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. It’s because they’re just starting to become popular. But I started wearing them, like, first, when I, like, visited Europe two months ago.
Adrian: You wore them first?
Victim: Well, after I saw them on the oh-so-so-stylish Victoria Beckham, of course. Now she has a great fashion sense! Plus, great minds think alike; we both love D & G!
Adrian: “Stylish Victoria Beckham”. Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Victim: What’s that mean? But, speaking of hard words, did you like my Louis Vuitton purse? God, I love Marc Jacobs!
Adrian: Really?
Victim: Of course, ‘cus I’m into fashion, you know. I know that, like, long beads and all those Christian Luboo- Laboo-, Libuu-,whatever, are really cool. You can even find them cheap now, for like $29 at Zellers!
Adrian: Zellers, huh? You’re look is so incredibly sophisticated - I would have never guessed it (rolls eyes)
Victim: Thanks hun – it’s natural (laughs). I like your look, but a message-tee would have been so much cuter. I just got a ‘Dumb-Blonde’ tee from Aeropostale…ahhhhh! So exciting! Hey, do you know where I can get some leggings? They’re the newest thing, ya know..
Adrian. For sure. But I could never knowingly be involved in the creation of such a heinous and malicious crime against fashion/
Victim: You’re too sweet. Later!