So today my friend bought my a fortune cookie at school. I was expecting a “You will step on the soil of many lands” or “An exciting package will arrive in the mail!” kind-of-crap. What did I get? “Be yourself, and you will always be in fashion.”
I’m not trying to boast or anything, but it’s known that fortune cookies are one of the most scientific and well-respected means of foretelling the future.
Hey, it was a tiny bit of sunshine in my day. It kept me sane through having to sit on the bus and listen to the lady across from me comment 20 minutes about the dire need for Sugar-Free Iced Cappuccinos for diabetics and then go on to argue with the Muslim girl beside her how goats shouldn’t be eaten, like pigs, because they also eat trash…
PS: I will try to scan the fortune soon…


Haha that’s so awesome! I didn’t know they even made cool fortune cookies. I always get, ’stay optimistic and good things will come your way’ or ‘the road less traveled is often the road less welcoming’.
haha, that’s quite funny.
Adrian…..good for you!…yes you do have the passion so the cookie was/is right !….and as for the lady explaining to the muslim girl about the goat’s diet …great that you people still have freedom of speech in Canada..hier in Europe that lady would had beign accused by the girl of beign a “ra……ist” ! and problably sent to jail …..no kidding!