What to Wear Now

What to Wear Now: The Grocery Shop


Squeezing melons and poking at minced meat doesn’t entitle one to wear trackpants and 2003 bootcut jeans. God. Opt instead for a proper high waist (none of this 17 buttons, exaggerated business) denim and tuck in a classic tight T. Wear a big, boxy men’s jacket and push up the sleeves. Grandma shoes give you the edge to outdo any crazed soccer mom in Aisle Three (”Where the F*ck* are the Little Debbies?”) and a bone bag because by the time you become the crazed mom, bone bags just won’t do. Happy shopping!

07.26.07 | adrian

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