Credit Photo: FashionSpotDear NYLON,
Thanks for the big boost to Sienna Miller’s career. After all, putting her on your February 2007 cover gives her immediate and widespread penetration into the dreadful dumps thousands of hipsters call home. Perfect since Factory Girl is so art-sy, you know. [Insert cliched comment about Warhol's prophetic powers here].
And dressing her in candy-coloured hot pants and tutus? I swear, brilliant in terms of building this “serious actress” persona she yearns for. Was Joe Simpson the stylist? To his credit, I think Dukes of Hazzard-esque shorts are the perfect way to grab an Oscar nod. Fake noses and meditated weight gain are so over.
Though, I must say the “in bed” line is a little trite and frankly, overdone. If they [translation: everyone] haven’t bedded her directly, I’m sure they’ve succeed peripherally through Mr. Law’s swollen member.
Regards,
Adrian
PS: Cory Kennedy and Avril Lavigne called. They want their bastard love child back.
Yes… pretty tacky. Thankfully, I never liked her in the first place.
“In bed with” is a little trite…
but
“Sluttienna peripherally through Mr. Law’s swollen member”…
that is front cover gold, Adrian.
lol
The name Sluttyienna will stick forever. When and if God forbid she has kids, they will be known as little sluts.